He's faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! No, we're not talking about Superman. We're talking about the spectacular power of Joe Russo. Most drummers may be a unique breed of human, but Joe Russo's skills are so out of this world, we're thinking he might just come from another planet.

1. Some scientists say that global warming is a product of human emissions, we're beginning to think that human is Joe Russo.

2. Born on another planet and deposited on Earth, Joe Russo quickly learned he was triple-jointed, ambidextrous, and can cue octopus tentacles at any moment.

3. Several lab experiments gone terribly right have turned Joe Russo into an incredible 'cyborg' beat machine.

4. If Joe Russo were a superhero, his name would probably be "The Flash." His powers? The ability to save lives with breathtaking drum fills.

5. Joe Russo doesn’t follow the rules. The rules follow Joe Russo.

6. Some say the loud noises they hear in the distance at night are Bigfoot, others say it’s just Joe Russo.

7. When asked how he is capable of withstanding nuclear blasts of heavy drum artillery, Russo says he achieves these remarkable feats by turning his "inner amp up to 11."

8. Although he was born on the wrong planet, we're just happy he was born in the same universe as we were.