10 Things We've Learned from Mike Gordon's Twitter Account
June 03 / Friday
Happy birthday, Mike Gordon! Also known as “Cactus,” and as the man behind the rocket-propelled bass grenades for the band Phish, Mike Gordon’s eclectic personality can be seen both on and off the stage. From the brilliant, to the bizarre, Mike Gordon’s Twitter feed is pretty fantastic, and with only 140-characters to choose from, Gordon offers fans some funny insight into his world. In celebration of Mike’s musings, here’s 10 things we’ve learned from Mike Gordon’s Twitter account.
1. Mike really loves his fans.
2. Not only does Page kill it on the keys, but he also kills it on the cutlery.
3. If you’re wondering who killed Mr. Boddy, just ask Mike.
4. The Spidey sense is strong with this one.
5. Mike only drinks coffee made from “fair-trade” beans.
6. Never take fashion advice from Fishman.
7. Always match your nails to your socks and shoes. Well, that's what Mike would do.
8. Mike was born on the planet Vulcan. Maybe that's where he got his mind-melding abilities.
9. Mike gets excited about Phish coincidences, just like us.
10. Mike's initials actually stand for Math Genius.
If you really want to celebrate Gordo's birthday, why don't you leave him a message at the Mike Gordon Hotline? Give it a try: (212)330-9092